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I am the Captain of my Pants

It's just a Pity I'm not Wearing Any

The wriggling black loaf shall invade Livejournal!
NOT a sex toy!!

My journal is friends locked. It wasn't for several years, however, due to recent crackdowns on blogs, etc by employers I have taken the better safe than sorry route and closed it. From here on out, it's closed, and will remain that way for the foreseeable future. If you wish to read it, make a comment in the appropriate journal entry. I may or may not add you, however, it's worth a shot.

I work in the Quality Assurance department for a domain registrar, making sure that people are nice to customers, and not telling them stupid things.

I have two cats, Kougin and Alex, a siamese and a balinese, respectively. They are both whiny bitches of pure awesome. My mother has taken over my third cat, Giest, and looks to be fattening her up for some sort of Thanksgiving feast.

I probably don't like you. If you don't like something I say, feel free to bugger off.

The Drea asks for a few things in her journal.

1. No personal attacks, directed at either her or others.
2. Pictures that are annoying in nature (ie, you flicking off the camera, your boobs, your penis, your ass, someone else's ass, carnage, or bodily fluids).
3. Keep your language relatively clean. If every other word is "fuck" you should really get that checked out.
4. Realize that this is not your journal. You do not have a right to say whatever you want. The internet is international, America's Bill of Rights does not apply to it.

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